Covid-19 has single-handedly gotten rid of everyone that hardcore New Yorkers hate. It’s quite an accomplishment. The city feels pretty nice now.
Tourists: pretty much 100% gone, along with all the tourist traps
Rich people: they were gone like the wind
Extroverts: because they couldn’t stand to live with themselves at home
Kids: because they are too precious to be here
The bridge and tunnel people: gone along with all the bars that serve them
NYU students: good chance most of them are not coming back in September
NIMBYs: I just learned this term.
Tree-hugging hippies: I’m not sure why they were here in the first place.
At this rate, the 90′s New York might be back in a few months.
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