The 90’s New York Is Back!

Covid-19 has single-handedly gotten rid of everyone that hardcore New Yorkers hate. It’s quite an accomplishment. The city feels pretty nice now.

Tourists: pretty much 100% gone, along with all the tourist traps

Rich people: they were gone like the wind

Extroverts: because they couldn’t stand to live with themselves at home

Kids: because they are too precious to be here

The bridge and tunnel people: gone along with all the bars that serve them

NYU students: good chance most of them are not coming back in September

NIMBYs: I just learned this term.

Tree-hugging hippies: I’m not sure why they were here in the first place.

At this rate, the 90′s New York might be back in a few months.