October 25, 2018

What is the most accessible food universally? I think ice cream because it’s the closest thing to breast milk. Even the shape reminds you of it, especially if two scoops are served side by side with cherries on top. Serving it on a cone allows you to suck it too. Eating it in a cup with a spoon is a more grownup thing to do. If you want to be regressive, eat two soft-serve cones, one in each hand, with cherries on top. That’s the ultimate ice cream experience.

But I’ve seen kids who do not like ice cream. I’m not sure how that works. That goes to show you @nigelsie is right—it’s not possible to be liked by everyone no matter how sweet you are.

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